How The Moon Was Won

by Saman Bemel-Benrud

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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See You Space Cowboy

First he got the knife. Then he got a gun. Then he got a tri-radar microfocus baby cry generator. Then he got a uni-mono loop coordinator. Then he got a projector pack with side jaunt controls. Then he got a side jaunt jammer pipe. Then he got a Hydrogen Oxidrop Hover Organic (HOHO). Then he got a Individual Overcam. Then he got a Bottleized Nitrometer. Then he got a Preconfigured Undertracker Hy-Watch. Then he got a nuclear thruster shuttle. Then he activated the Trouble Bubble Rubble Double Huddle Muddle Puddle. Then he got punched in the face. Was it really worth the budget, guys? Couldn’t you have just manned up and gone right to the punching?

This shirt was designed by: Saman Bemel-Benrud, which is an anagram for “A Blade Numbers Men”, which is terribly poetic, don’t you think?

Wear this shirt: when you’re ready to fight Moono a moono.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you intend to be Nude On The Moon. Watch out for the pressure differential, though.

This shirt tells the world: “What if Bill Sienkiewicz had drawn ‘Fist Of Konshu’?”

We call this color: Black Eye

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!