You never think a movie star’s gonna know that there are dice with more than six sides.

Yes, while Wil Wheaton was appearing in the likes of Stand By Me and Star Trek: The Next Generation, he was also leading a double life as a bonafide die-throwing, joystick-slinging geek. All the untouchable girls in your middle-school class who had crushes on him never suspected that, behind the dreamy exterior, he was one of us all along. If they only knew…

Now, not everybody can embark on a Greyhawk campaign with Wil, or touch 8-bit gloves with him for a round of Mortal Kombat. But this shirt is the mark of your affinity, the badge of the allegiances you share, the proof that even geeks can be stars – and even stars can be geeks.

Wear this shirt: while reading Wil’s book, Sunken Treasure, perusing his blog and enjoying his new line of low-fat microwave Asian-Fusion entrees.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the grocery store to go looking for the Asian-Fusion entrees. We made that up.

This shirt tells the world: “There are up to 20 sides to every story.”

We call this color: Rolling Asphaltout.

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