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Human Testing

by kaseyfleming

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Don't Stand in the Way of Progress

3rd place in Derby #270: Propaganda...FOR SCIENCE!, Guest Editor BootsBoots' pick.

You people make me sick with all your judgment. Oh, I'm sure we wouldn't even be having this charade of a Senate hearing if I was busy making pills to increase erections or prevent baldness or keep women's breasts from sagging with old age. But one man takes it upon himself to further the evolution of the human species through genetic experimentation and suddenly he's a monster.

Don't you people get it? This world is changing, and our only shot at survival is to change with it! We live in an age where we can wield power over our very DNA! You call it playing God, I say it's irresponsible NOT to use this power! I'm talking about a bold new direction in human evolution and you want to sit here and quibble about morality! How can you be so short-sighted! Morality doesn't even factor in to the world we're building!

That said, I recognize there have been a few missteps and I apologize for the tentacle babies. We're working on that.

Wear this shirt: And watch everyone guess what band it's for.

Don't wear this shirt: Into a Biosafety Level 4 facility. You have to strip naked, we bet.

This shirt tells the world: "Science marches onward whether you like it or not, idiot."

We call this color: This creme has a few minor side effects.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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2m 39.227s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Human Testing by kaseyfleming
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