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Hungry Bento

by Illuminator

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 22 - Nov 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 19 - Nov 21
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 27 - Nov 30
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Dreaming Of Lieutenant Pinkerton’s Return

2nd place in Derby #57: Dessert, with 654 votes!

Let’s talk about that orange wedge for a second. That orange wedge started life on a tree in a very specific climate. Everything was fine. Then, one day, a guy walked by and ripped it away from the only home it ever knew. Then it got put in a bag, and then a truck, and then another truck that was probably very very cold. A few days later it showed up in some strange kitchen, where it was sliced away from all its brother and sister wedges. And now, on a plate, it has a very limited time before it is either eaten or goes dry and is thrown away.

That is not the warm smile of contentment. That is the crazed smile of a thing beyond pain. Like Bjork at the end of “Dancer In the Dark”. They can’t hurt the orange wedge any more. No one can hurt the orange wedge ever again.

Wear this shirt: because it’s adorable. Look at that bear. Don’t you just want to eat that bear right up? He probably tastes like raspberries and honey. It makes you just want to pop the whole thing in your mouth and OH GOD WASABI WASABI WASABI WASABI

Don’t wear this shirt: to a wet t-shirt contest. It won’t distribute the water properly and you won’t win. And we want you to win. Really.

This shirt tells the world: “That pickled egg will be really upset when it finds out the cupcake is a crossdresser.”

We call this color: It’s Almost Lunchtime Now, Baby Blue

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Hungry Bento by Illuminator
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.