STRAIGHT TALK FROM A DRAGON: A LIST OF NEARLY 11 THINGS WE HATE
- Wizards won’t declare us as dependents even though they pay jack-poo
- When the local news helicopter is broken they ask to ride us instead
- A volatile gold market
- When "that guy" always does a terrible Sean Connery impression. “I am the lasht one” - haha very original.
- Constant calls from alligators asking for money
- Raisins
- Getting in trouble just because we set fire to some inconsequential character’s crops and family
- Santa keeps rejecting our applications
- When you arrive at a party and the host says “HERE BE YOU!”
- Today’s TV programming isn’t very dragon-positive
- Revolving doors
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