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I Am The Internet

by Will Bryant

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 31 - Nov 2
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 28 - Oct 30
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 5 - Nov 7
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

And I Carry A Lot Of Dirty Pictures

Also, I am Joe’s tumor, the walrus, the fly, a bunny, legend, a fugitive from a chain gang, the blood and the life, the one who will dance on the floor in the round, and the very model of a modern major-general.

This shirt was designed by: Will Bryant, an illustrator, DJ, and Mississippi State student who, at the tender age of 22, is blissfully unaware of true heartbreak, of terrifying despair and crushing defeat, of the profane void at the heart of every trivial, agonizing moment. Also, he has an Etsy store.

Wear this shirt: if you’re the Internet, or you want people to think you are.

Don’t wear this shirt: as a Halloween costume. It’s a great idea, but we’ll be selling a lot of shirts between now and October 31, and we want you to keep buying.

This shirt tells the world: “Access to me costs at least $19.95 a month, and may be unavailable when you need it most.”

We call this color: Information Asphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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I Am The Internet by Will Bryant
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.