Dreidel! Dreidel! Dreidel! High Roller Here! Kitty Needs a New Pile of Gelt!

You better believe the season is upon us already. Oh, it seems early in your Gregorian calendar, sure, but check your Hebrew calendar; it’s Hanukkah! ‘Samatter, you a little short of eight gifts yet? We’ve got you covered: Here’s a seasonal tee that’s as sweet as sufganiyot and perfect for that special ailurophilio-semitic someone. Or for anyone, actually.

Seriously, you name one person on your gift-exchange list who wouldn’t love this little LOLketzleh, and we’ll give you a name by which your list ought to be shortened.

This shirt was designed by: woot’s crack staff of tablet-wrasslers.

Wear this shirt: non-stop for the next eight nights, then rinse out the latke grease, line dry and mothball it for a year.

Don’t wear this shirt: to teach your weekly ESL class; it’ll confuse people.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m In Ur Festival of Lights Kindln Ur Menorah”

We call this color: Is-Royal-i Blue

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