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I can haz chestburster?

by Tuism.com

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 23 - Nov 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 20 - Nov 22
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 29 - Dec 1
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Look guys, I know we’ve got a lot going on.

I’m just saying I haven’t been feeling very good either since that thing with Kane.

It’s just that I woke up the other day and Lambert’s cat was sleeping on my face. It really freaked me out, and I’ve had this terrible stomach ache ever since. Shut up! I am NOT a hypochondriac!

Okay, sure, I’m freaked out about that thing. I think we ALL are. But seriously guys, my stomach is in knots! I keep hearing this muffled purring sound, and- Hey is that a cheeseburger?

I can haz?

OH GOD NO! AAARAARARRARRRRRGGHGGHGOMGWTFROFLLULZ!

Wear this shirt: While responding to distress signals originating from nearby planetoids.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you recently woke to discover a dead facehugger lying on the ground nearby. You’re about to ruin your shirt.

This shirt tells the world: “This shirt plays on men’s fear of pregnancy and childbirth.”

We call this color: FaceHeather Gray

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 50.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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I can haz chestburster? by Tuism.com
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.