I can haz chestburster?

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Look guys, I know we’ve got a lot going on.

I’m just saying I haven’t been feeling very good either since that thing with Kane.

It’s just that I woke up the other day and Lambert’s cat was sleeping on my face. It really freaked me out, and I’ve had this terrible stomach ache ever since. Shut up! I am NOT a hypochondriac!

Okay, sure, I’m freaked out about that thing. I think we ALL are. But seriously guys, my stomach is in knots! I keep hearing this muffled purring sound, and- Hey is that a cheeseburger?

I can haz?

OH GOD NO! AAARAARARRARRRRRGGHGGHGOMGWTFROFLLULZ!

Wear this shirt: While responding to distress signals originating from nearby planetoids.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you recently woke to discover a dead facehugger lying on the ground nearby. You’re about to ruin your shirt.

This shirt tells the world: “This shirt plays on men’s fear of pregnancy and childbirth.”

We call this color: FaceHeather Gray

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