I Claim This Land for France!

by geekfactor12

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Liberté, Égalité, Cetacea

Arise, blubbers and sisters! Cast off the hateful yoke of French colonialism! Drive the imperialists off of this whale we love and into the sea! Only then will we swim free of French domination, on waves of pride and independence, in a sea of self-determination and prudent governance!

And we’ll ask France for foreign aid! Because hey, free money!

This shirt was designed by: geekfactor12, planting her flag in the flabby soil of Derby legendom.

Wear this shirt: when you’re eating your whale steaks or whale kebabs or whale-loaf or whatever it is you loathsome murderers eat.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Wales. They might misunderstand and take it as an insult. They’re a fiery, proud people, the Welsh. And not very bright.

This shirt tells the world: “Vive la baleine française!”

We call this color: The French, They Are A Funny Navy.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!