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I Claim this Sun for GYAAHHHH!!!!!

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 12 - Jul 13
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
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One Giant Owie For Mankind

2nd place in <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Derby.aspx?id=105&sort=votes">Derby #99: The Sun</a>, with 856 votes!

Some say this expedition was a mistake. Some point to the charred and vaporized molecules of our brave solarnauts as evidence that the very idea of conquering the sun was sheer folly, unrealistic at best and insane at worst. To these naysayers, I say, “Nay! It is never insane to dream. Unless one dreams that one’s parakeet is telling one to strip naked and climb the fence around the White House or something.” That would truly be insane. And the true folly would be to not try to conquer the sun. I’m sure our brave solarnauts would agree. If they hadn’t been incinerated.

Wear this shirt: to prevent sunburn on the sensitive areas of your torso. Yes, that’s a euphemism for nipples.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the surface of the sun. Shirt.Woot will offer no refunds for shirts damaged or destroyed in solar landing expeditions.

This shirt tells the world: “I feel burnt.”

We call this color: Apollemon 21.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
NASH7374

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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I Claim this Sun for GYAAHHHH!!!!! by tgentry
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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