I DID Have Other Plans This Decade

by Rasabi

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When Death takes a holiday

3rd place in Derby #432: Non-Electronic Games with 106 votes!

No one works harder than Death. There is literally no other occupation as certain or necessary. Don't give me the whole "but what about taxes?" crap. I have at least one, maybe two, cousins who have skipped out on those year after year. And I would lay odds that Mr. Reaper will catch up with them long before good old Uncle Sam even knows what's what.

So if anyone deserves a vacation now and then, it's Death. The good news is, while he's distracted with pina coladas, you can do all the dangerous things you've always said you'd do if there were no consequences like:

Swimming with hungry sharks

Illicit drugs

Drinking tap water in Mexico

Living underneath power lines

Staring contest with the sun

Unicycling

Nettie pot

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!