2nd place in Derby 546: Camp IWanna Tee!

The best part about the theory of reincarnation is that it means we've all done great things. We've all been soldiers building a bridge across a mighty and untamed river. We've all looked down from the peak of Mt. Everest and laughed. We've all been rulers beloved by our people, we've all been re-elected to public office again and again, and we've all fallen in love and had the kids who turned out to also be the parents who raised us in a previous life.

So, really, from a certain point of view, it doesn't matter that you got to go to Space Camp and I didn't. Because technically I DID go to Space Camp, and it was BEFORE YOU went to Space Camp, it's just that I don't remember it as well due to the strains of cosmic transit and the nature of the ever-evolving soul! But I'll tell you what I do remember: I was SO MUCH BETTER AT EVERYTHING THAN YOU WERE.

And you just wait. in our next life, I'm gonna kick your butt every day after school.

Back to top