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I Haz The Dumb

by transformingegg

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 1 - Dec 3
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 27 - Nov 30
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 6 - Dec 9
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

1st place in Derby #567: The hands that built!

here’s a shirt that tells the world, “hi. i’m a moron today.” and why WOULDN’T you want that? wear it to a job interview. wear it speed-dating. wear it during a “man on the street” vignette when some reporter asks your opinion about the .7 percent drop in the world trade volume index. hahaha dumb.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 15.330s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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I Haz The Dumb by transformingegg
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.