I Just Called To Say
by Jon Turner
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Yes please, and whom shall I say is calling? Certainly, please hold.
Mr. Bemplesworthy, there’s a Mr. Giant Horrible Monster on line one for you. Shall I put him through? Yes, sir.
Yes, Mr. Giant Horrible Monster? Unfortunately Mr. Bemplesworthy is all tied up in a meeting right now. May I take down a message for him and have him return your call? Yes, sir. Yes, of course sir. All right. And how many Rs are there in “ARRRRUGHLAAARRGLARGLARG?” Eight, yes, that’s what I had. And is there a number at which you can be reached?
I’m sorry, no, I’m not certain when he’ll be available to the telephone, but I will pass the message along to him immediately. Yes, thank you for calling. Good-bye.
Mr. Bemplesworthy? Message from Mr. Giant Horrible Monster. He says thank you for the hat, which he received on Friday, and for which he is especially grateful because it’s difficult to find them in his size. And also ARRRRUGHLAAARRGLARGLARG. Which he assured me you would know what that refers to.
Yes sir. Thank you, sir.
Wear this shirt: to put yourself in a monstrous frame of mind before you do the telephone tango with customer service reps.
Don’t wear this shirt: to be, if you scare easy. Or if you sleep with someone who does.
This shirt tells the world: “Can You Fear Me Now?”
We call this color: Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, Is Navy There? Hello, This Is Navy. Have There Been Any Calls For Me?
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
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