I Love Science

by wirdou

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Asphalt
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Big Time Science!

Just making some science and stuff.

I mean, I'd try to explain what I do, but you probably wouldn't understand, so I'll save my breath. Because that's breath I might need to do all my sciences.

Yes, sciences. Plural. I don't do just one science. I do em all. I do the Earth science, I do the space science, I do that science with the microscopes. If it's science, I do it.

Like, just last Saturday, me and some of my scientist friends were hanging out in the lab just making neutrons in test tubes, when one of my friends said to me, "I bet you couldn't take this rubbing alcohol and q-tips and turn it into science!"

And I was all like, "Challenge accepted!" So I threw away the q-tips and poured the rubbing alcohol into a beaker and was all like, "Ta-da!"

Because that's the thing about making science: you need to know what is science and what isn't. Like for example, q-tips aren't science.

Wear this shirt: scientifically.

Don't wear this shirt: un-inquisitively.

This shirt tells the world: "I know advanced science, but I'm not a jerk about it."

We call this color: the science of asphalt!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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I Love Science by wirdou
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