Just making some science and stuff.
I mean, I'd try to explain what I do, but you probably wouldn't understand, so I'll save my breath. Because that's breath I might need to do all my sciences.
Yes, sciences. Plural. I don't do just one science. I do em all. I do the Earth science, I do the space science, I do that science with the microscopes. If it's science, I do it.
Like, just last Saturday, me and some of my scientist friends were hanging out in the lab just making neutrons in test tubes, when one of my friends said to me, "I bet you couldn't take this rubbing alcohol and q-tips and turn it into science!"
And I was all like, "Challenge accepted!" So I threw away the q-tips and poured the rubbing alcohol into a beaker and was all like, "Ta-da!"
Because that's the thing about making science: you need to know what is science and what isn't. Like for example, q-tips aren't science.
Wear this shirt: scientifically.
Don't wear this shirt: un-inquisitively.
This shirt tells the world: "I know advanced science, but I'm not a jerk about it."
We call this color: the science of asphalt!
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