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I Prefer Women With Brains

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Black
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 22 - Nov 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 19 - Nov 21
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 28 - Dec 1
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eZombie.com

Till undeath do we part 

UPDATE: OTHER NON-HETERONORMATIVE SHIRTS HERE

My Self-Summary
I'm just a laid-back, down to earth guy who enjoys getting outdoors and new adventures. Looking for that special someone to transmit my brain virus to via biting. 

What I'm Doing With My Life
"Living it." LOL JK cuz I'm not technically alive. 

I'm Really Good At
Catching someone trying to hide in an abandoned house, even though I move at a slow, stumbling rate. 

The First Thing People Usually Notice About Me
My eyes. Because they are all-white and lifeless. 

The Six Things I Could Never Do Without
1. Bra
2. aaa
​3. aaa
4. aii
5. iii
6. ins

On A Typical Friday Night I Am
Wandering aimlessly through a playground


You Should Message Me If
You want to have a good time with a nice guy. I can eat his brains too. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1h 7m 26.887s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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I Prefer Women With Brains by walmazan
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.