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I Want to Fly Someday

by dijay

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 12
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Rat-a-tite-tite

3rd place in Derby #232: Motivation, with 471 votes!

Lemme get this straight. You live in one of the most beautiful, hospitable countries on Earth. Its compact, pleasant cities are surrounded by mountains, fjords, cliffs, beaches, and forests so fantastically spectacular they were used as the setting for the biggest fantasy spectacle in movie history. The climate is mild. The fauna is verdant. And there’s a string of protected areas set up around this country, little chunks of Paradise reserved just for you and your kind. And you want to fly.

One question: where the hell do you want to go?

Wear this shirt: while laying eggs up to one-quarter your weight.

Don’t wear this shirt: around any ostriches. They get testy when other flightless birds get attention.

This shirt tells the world: “My flight was cancelled 200 million years ago.”

We call this color: No-Fly Brown.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
artsyink

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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I Want to Fly Someday by dijay
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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