I WANT YOU

by Jennzilla

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Color Red

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3rd place in Derby #557: Extended Play!

A PRETTY GOOD LIST OF REJECTED MONOPOLY CHANCE CARDS

-You deliver an insincere apology to your partner after forgetting to get milk. Pay $100.

-You bring a salad to work but eat the free pizza in the break room instead. Pay 750 calories.

-You punctuate a drunken and tearful rendition of Christopher Cross’ 1979 hit “Sailing” during an office holiday party by saying, “Carol, I know you’re my boss’ wife but I just can’t stop thinking about you,” thereby quashing your hopes of receiving a promotion and possibly losing your job. Pay $50.

-You’ve been traded to the Mavericks! Go directly to purgatory.

-That coworker you hate was reduced to tears in a meeting. Collect $300.

-Lose a bet with a frat guy, swallow 1 moth.

-The vending machine gave you two Snickers. Collect nothing but hey - free Snickers.

-It’s your birthday. Collect $50. Cry 100 tears.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!