"IT BELONGS IN A GROCERY STORE."

In the Woot writers room ...

"Hey guys! I’m ready for the comedy brainstorming session!”

"Did you bring a prop?"

"DID I? Yes. I did. It’s a bunch of bananas!"

"Bananas?"

"Yeah, look! Look at this one! It’s funny, right?"

"Trevor, you CLEARLY didn’t check your email last night."

"Well, uh, no. Why?"

"We’re finished with bananas."

"What?"

"Bananas. Gone. Done."

"But … how? Nothing is funnier than a banana in an unlikely situation. Like … I mean, imagine a narwhal, but the narwhal’s got a banana for a horn. That’s funny stuff, right?"

"It’s a tusk, Trevor, you fool. And yeah, we’d be on the floor in tears if you presented us with that scenario a few weeks ago. But this is 2015, Trevor. Time to get progressive. We’re moving on. Idiot."

"Well, okay, fine, but what are we gonna introduce in unlikely scenarios now?"

"Uh, something NEW and DIFFERENT, Trevor."

"Okay, so tell me."

"Non sequiturs, Trevor."

"I just swallowed a moth!"

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