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If I Only Had a Brain

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 29 - Oct 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Start With The One In The Picnic Basket

1st place in Derby #195: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!, with 1368 votes!

I was comfy in my straw tomb
But then Hell ran out of room
And the earth I now must walk

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And so I keep pursuin’
All the teenagers a’wooin’
And my hunger can’t be stopped

de deet diddle dee deet

I already ate a lion
He never stopped his cryin’
As we shambled down the block

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And that heart I thought was iron
Just turned out to be tin wire
And my hunger can’t be stopped

So why
Did I arise
You’d think this can’t be real
Man I could really go for Kansas veal
But right away
I’d want more still

The good witch was like custard
The bad one smelt of mustard
From the Wizard I made stock

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

Then I ate up Emerald City
All those little guys were minty
Yet my hunger can’t be stopped

Wear this shirt: when going to buy axes and ammo.

Don’t wear this shirt: when debating on the Internet. Nobody likes a straw man.

This shirt tells the world: “Barbara? I thought this was Dorothy’s house? Hey, you guys said this was Dorothy’s house!”

We call this color: L. Frank Brown

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
nwahs086
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter594130821

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

7%
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If I Only Had a Brain by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.