1st place in Derby #195: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!, with 1368 votes!

I was comfy in my straw tomb
But then Hell ran out of room
And the earth I now must walk

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And so I keep pursuin’
All the teenagers a’wooin’
And my hunger can’t be stopped

de deet diddle dee deet

I already ate a lion
He never stopped his cryin’
As we shambled down the block

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And that heart I thought was iron
Just turned out to be tin wire
And my hunger can’t be stopped

So why
Did I arise
You’d think this can’t be real
Man I could really go for Kansas veal
But right away
I’d want more still

The good witch was like custard
The bad one smelt of mustard
From the Wizard I made stock

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

Then I ate up Emerald City
All those little guys were minty
Yet my hunger can’t be stopped

Wear this shirt: when going to buy axes and ammo.

Don’t wear this shirt: when debating on the Internet. Nobody likes a straw man.

This shirt tells the world: “Barbara? I thought this was Dorothy’s house? Hey, you guys said this was Dorothy’s house!”

We call this color: L. Frank Brown

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