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If I Only Had a Brain

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 03 - Feb 04
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Start With The One In The Picnic Basket

1st place in Derby #195: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!, with 1368 votes!

I was comfy in my straw tomb
But then Hell ran out of room
And the earth I now must walk

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And so I keep pursuin’
All the teenagers a’wooin’
And my hunger can’t be stopped

de deet diddle dee deet

I already ate a lion
He never stopped his cryin’
As we shambled down the block

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And that heart I thought was iron
Just turned out to be tin wire
And my hunger can’t be stopped

So why
Did I arise
You’d think this can’t be real
Man I could really go for Kansas veal
But right away
I’d want more still

The good witch was like custard
The bad one smelt of mustard
From the Wizard I made stock

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

Then I ate up Emerald City
All those little guys were minty
Yet my hunger can’t be stopped

Wear this shirt: when going to buy axes and ammo.

Don’t wear this shirt: when debating on the Internet. Nobody likes a straw man.

This shirt tells the world: “Barbara? I thought this was Dorothy’s house? Hey, you guys said this was Dorothy’s house!”

We call this color: L. Frank Brown

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
nwahs086
Last Wooter to Woot:
gatteraxe

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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If I Only Had a Brain by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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