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If You Die

by Randyotter

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Silver

Style Tee

Size

Fit

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 3 - Dec 5
Express - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 8 - Dec 10
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Let's not get clingy about this thing we've got.

Look, human. I get it. You're into me. But from my point of view... well, don't think I don't like you. I wouldn't be marking you with my scent if I didn't like you. But this is really a relationship about needs, you know? I need someone to open the cans and bags. I need someone to be able to provide a mattress. I need petting and skritches sometimes. But this isn't something cosmic and eternal, okay? Don't be clingy.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1d 5h 27m 33.880s

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
94% second woot
6% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

4% joined today
0% one week old
3% one month old
7% one year old
86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

94% bought 1
6% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
4%	1%	3%	1%	0%	3%	0%	6%	6%	4%	6%	7%	7%	7%	4%	6%	3%	3%	6%	1%	6%	4%	9%	1%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
20%	9%	22%	13%	16%	10%	10%

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