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If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail

by Ian Leino

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
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To defend their town, these inventive soldiers are prepared to rend the very fabric of history itself. The rampaging invaders are reduced to formless squiggles on the two-dimensional ground by this boldly Brechtian strategem. The only wall that will be breached this day is the fourth wall! It's a rare lighthearted moment in early medieval life, which was otherwise occupied mostly by boiling witches, dumping chamber pots, and dying of plague.

This shirt was designed by:
Ian Leino, an independent graphic designer and illustrator based in Asheville, NC whose work has appeared on t-shirt sites like Threadless and at retailers like Hot Topic. He's done work for The Doors, KISS, and Green Day - so if you hire him, you'll be a couple of degrees closer to Gene Simmons.

Wear this shirt to: cheer on your local Battle of Hastings re-enactors.

Don’t wear this shirt to: museums specializing in early European fabric art, unless you want to wind up on the restoration table.

This shirt tells the world:
"What's that? You want to invade my town? Good luck with no leg!"

We call this color:
Meta-Cream.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail by Ian Leino
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