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Ill-gotten Trinkets

by kinzoku

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Self-Maid

1st place in Derby #174 Crosshatch, with 810 votes!

Way I see it, you gotta work with the tools you got. Some people say I’m setting back mermaidkind by using my looks to make a living. But that’s so old-fashioned. Today’s mermaidist isn’t afraid to use her natural gifts as a weapon to advance mermaid liberation.

So yeah, I’ll be takin’ that chest full of gemstones and whatever doubloons you got.

Wear this shirt: while you’re illegally downloading pieces of eight.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a male chauvinist sea-pig.

This shirt tells the world: “Out of the sea, wish I could be, part of some other fantasy world.”

We call this color: sCream From The Deep.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Ill-gotten Trinkets by kinzoku
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.