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Illegal Operation

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 26 - Apr 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 26
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Coming to theaters this fall…

Paranormal Activity 3!

INTRO: BLACK TITLE SCREEN, WHITE TEXT. CUE SCARY MUSIC, SOMETHING LIKE “TUBULAR BELLSBUT CHEAPER TO LICENSE.
You paid good money to see that first one…

FADE TEXT OUT. CUT TO SHOT OF PEOPLE SLEEPING IN BED, AKA 99% OF THE MOVIE.

POT SCARY MUSIC UNDER. CUE AUDIO: CONFUSED AUDIENCE MEMBER
What the? This isn’t even scary. This is like two hours of B-roll. This thing sucks.

FADE TO BLACK. FADE UP WHITE TEXT
You naively went back to see the second one, thinking somehow it’d be better…

FADE TEXT OUT. CUT TO SECURITY CAM SHOT OF WOMAN STANDING IN A HALLWAY. SCARILY.

CUE AUDIO: ENRAGED AUDIENCE MEMBER
What the *&%$ IS this?! THIS IS THE SAME EXACT MOVIE! I’ve now paid to see TWO ENTIRE MOVIES where nothing happens!

FADE TO BLACK. FADE UP WHITE TEXT.
So we figure you’re dumb enough to want to see THIS one, too…

FADE TEXT OUT. CUT TO SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE OF SOME KIDS PLAYING OPERATION. A BOOK FALLS OFF THE SHELF BEHIND THEM. THEY SEEM NONPLUSSED.

CUE AUDIO: CURIOUS AUDIENCE MEMBER
Ooooh. This time they at least play a game. Is it in 3-D? I guess I’ll see it.

POT UP SCARY MUSIC. FADE UP WHITE TEXT.
Paranormal Activity 3. Coming Soon. Because we’re going to keep doing this until you idiots stop buying tickets, just like those SAW guys.

Wear this shirt: To family game night. Especially if you HATE family game night.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you truly feel like you’re under siege from a demonic entity. You’ll want to die in something a little more dignified.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s funny because it takes a childhood memory about which some people might feel nostalgic and TURNS IT ON ITS HEAD! I wonder if anyone else does stuff like this?”

We call this color: I could never pull the Baby Blue bucket out without getting a shock.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 39.000s
First Sucker:
ribass88
Last Wooter to Woot:
yannleei

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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