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I'm a Linguist

by Radscoolian

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
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The Nichomeowchean Ethics

The philosophy of cats may seem complicated, but it's pretty straightforward. 

Every action and pursuit is thought to aim for some good. But many of these actions produce ends that are themselves good only as ends to other actions; such as the pursuit of a mouse is meant to lead to the eating of a mouse, which leads to satiety, and so on. 

If then, there is some highest good to which all these actions lead, that would be the chief good, and is the purpose of our study. And the red dot appears to be of its nature, for it is the goal to which all others lead. The good life can thus be said to be that which directs our actions and thoughts toward capture of the red dot. 

What do we mean by the red dot? For by being a form rather than a worldly object, it may remain outside the realm of direct understanding. Yet it is that which all good actions lead, and must therefore exist; and because all that exists can be studied, the red dot must be capable of study. 

Many wise cats have claimed that the red dot…wait…it's in this room right now. OVER THERE! Hey! Whoa! Right under me! OK, I think I'm gonna catch it -- THIS TIME I GOT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh wait, it's not under my paw? How did it get out? Gotcha! No. Aha! Drat. 

What was I talking about? 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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I'm a Linguist by Radscoolian
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.