Born under a subway line. Momma brought home stuff other people threw out just to feed us. Soon as I could fly, she kicked me outta the nest. Never blamed her. Probably it was for the best. Learned how to handle myself uptown. Sometimes an old lady’d show up with breadcrumbs. Thank you? Never said that in my life.

Fell in love once. Didn’t work out. Came home one day and she wasn’t there. But that’s just the the city. Don’t think about it twice. Just keep going.

This shirt was designed by: Adam Brackeny, the Bruce Wayne of InkuDesign. He’s 26 and from Minneapolis, MN. If Adam has an arch-rival who is trying to hunt him down and tie him to a giant penny, we’ve just accidentally made a huge mistake. Sorry, Adam! Maybe in a decade this will get retconned away!

Wear this shirt: if your name is Mike Skinner. Geezers need clothing, too.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to join a gang in order to feed information to the police.

This shirt tells the world: “I can always find my way home unless the magnetic field shifts at which point I will probably become lost and be eaten by a cat.”

We call this color: Feather Gray

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