When Elton John decided to retcon his Marilyn Monroe song to be about Princess Diana, he probably meant it as a sincere and genuine tribute. But didn’t both ladies kind of get shafted? Marilyn gets her song yanked out from under her, thank you very much—and Diana gets somebody else’s reheated leftovers. It was like: You can tell everybody that this is your song… kind of.

Anyway, this shirt made us think of that because it seems to us that you shirt.wooters live your lives like candles in your own hollowed-out chest cavities. Never knowing who to cling to when your own gooey innards threaten to snuff the wick. Ew!

This shirt was designed by: soothedbyrainfall, Derby mainstay, demonstrating here how come.

Wear this shirt: in full compliance with the candle ban in your dorm.

Don’t wear this shirt: with navy slacks, it won’t go.

This shirt tells the world: “Here’s my shirt / Open-hearted / It kind of hurt / When my ribs parted”

We call this color: Heartburn Black

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