I’m No Liar

by Julia Sonmi Heglund

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Olive

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Snowse Job

What, you think I’m the only cartoon star who’s had some work done? Please.

I mean, look at Snow White. She’s over 60 years old! You think she stays that young-looking without a little help from some enchanted Botox? When Prince Philip kisses Sleeping Beauty, he’s mostly kissing collagen. If nature had taken its course, Ariel’s little shell bikini would be hanging a lot lower. And the Beast? Let’s just say, if I were him, I’d be afraid of being subpoenaed by a Congressional committee.

We all do it, honey. That “real boy” stuff is just for the cameras.

Wear this shirt: to Pleasure Island. Kids eat free!

Don’t wear this shirt: on a first date. It might raise some trust issues. And it’ll be even worse if your date is a marionette.

This shirt tells the world: “Whistle while you dissemble.”

We call this color: Little Olive Green Lies.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!