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I'm Quarky

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 30 - Oct 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Zeno's Atom

1st Place in Derby #294: You Be The Algorithm, with 251 votes!

Remember when you were a kid and you were told that an atom was the smallest particle (the original definition of "atom" was something that could not be divided any further)? Then you learned that atoms were made up of even smaller bits called protons, electrons, and neutrons. Then you learned that even THOSE were made up of tinier things made of quarks. And most recently, you learned that quarks might be made up of tiny, vibrating, multi-dimensional strings.

At a certain point it makes you wonder: Is there a "smallest" unit of matter? Or does it just keep subdividing forever and ever, all the way down? Maybe we just assume nature should be composed of "bits" because that's how our brains work, so we keep looking for tinier and tinier portions.

Take Zeno's Paradox. No, really. In a nutshell, Zeno's Paradox shows that, when running a race, you will never get to the end. Why? Because between the start and the end, you will get halfway, and then you will get halfway between the halfway-point and the end (3/4 of the total distance) and so on. So that, even when you are a fraction of a centimeter from the end, you will still need to traverse another half of a distance.

Well, the reason the world doesn't work like that is because it isn't actually cut into halves. Partitioning is the human brain's way to make sense of nature, but it is actually a smooth continuum. And maybe, just as there are no real fractional lines in space, there is no smallest bit of matter.

Boy, this sure wasn't funny.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 49.222s
First Sucker:
klhavlik
Last Wooter to Woot:
tobybear2

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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I'm Quarky by BootsBoots
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.