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I’m So Sorry Elmer…

by jamescho84

$19.00 + free shipping
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I tried to axe you politely

If the good lord hadn’t meant for us to chop up our friends and burn them for heat, he wouldn’t have made them out of wood.

3rd place in Derby #78: Winter , with 885 votes!

I’m sorry, Elmer. There’s only so much winter weather a fellow can take. I needed to get the ol’ sap running again, you know? I wish there had been another way. You know I looked up to you. I mean, you’ve stood by me for years. We even cooperated on that hammock project for a while. But I was always kind of in your shadow, you know? I mean, you have to admit there’s always been this distance between us. After all, real friends don’t give each other cut-downs, right? But I tell you, Elmer—I’m finally really warming up to you. I’ll think of you every time I hear the Boss’s song “I’m On Fire,” or Blue Oyster Cult’s “Burnin’ For You,” or that Jimi Hendrix one about “let me stand… next to your…”

Oh, no; what have I done?

Wear this shirt: to split firewood, preferably at our house, where there’s tons of firewood to split, and we’re kind of tired of doing it ourselves.

Don’t wear this shirt: without several other layers when you come over to split our firewood. It’s January, you know.

This shirt tells the world: “My favorite tree is ash.”

We call this color: White Oak.

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I’m So Sorry Elmer… by jamescho84
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