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Impossibly Delicious

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Not worth it.

3rd place in Derby #286: Escher-esque, guest editor Matthew's pick!

"Welcome to Impossible Pastry! I'm Evan, how can I-"

"Can I get a dozen of the Mobius Rolls?"

"S-sure. Yeah, of course. You know each one of these is carefully constructed to give the appearance of-"

"I don't care."

"Excuse me?"

"You're talking about stuff and I don't care. I just want doughnuts."

"Oh. It's just the whole angle of this shop is that we-"

"Do they come in chocolate?"

"Uh, actually each one is a delicious blend of hazelnut and-"

"Can you put chocolate syrup on them or something?"

"I- I guess so."

"Good. Shut up and do that."

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.771s
First Sucker:
nutation
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter914176975

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

9%
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1%
4%
2%
5%
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4%
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2%
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4%
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6%
2%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

8%
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70%
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Impossibly Delicious by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.