In a Galaxy Bar Far Away

by expo

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Silver

Style Tee

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Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
Express - Estimated delivery Jun 24
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Aw, come ON! What is with this stupid jukebox?!

Jerry, when are you going to replace this thing?! It just makes beeps and bloops!

One time, ONE TIME I got it to play a song, but it was some weird avant garde stuff. It was just some lady rapping or something about “Odie wants” or something. I pulled a restrictor bolt and the jukebox said it had no idea what I was talking about. Useless!

I’ve tried putting money in. I’ve tried smackin’ it, Fonzie-style. I’ve tried kicking the damn thing. It just beeps and boops and lights up without ever actually PLAYING anything. How much did you pay for this stupid thing, Jerry? You got ripped off, whatever it was.

That garish gold mannequin-thing might be useless too, but at least you could put a lampshade on his head or something. This jukebox just eats quarters and menaces you with a tiny data jack. Maybe it’s one of those new-fangled ones that has to be connected to the internet?

Wear this shirt: While singing karaoke Sir Mix-a-Lot at that dive bar on the outskirts of Mos Eisley.

Don’t wear this shirt: Around your Jawa pals. They’re going to get sticky fingers.

This shirt tells the world: “You know how fan fiction has kind of a negative connotation? It’s pretty well-deserved.”

We call this color: Woot Silvered First

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 49.000s

First Sucker:: kmack1328

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 49.000s

First Sucker:: kmack1328

Last Wooter to Woot:: SW33TR3D

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

9% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
22% one year old
64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
2%	1%	1%	89%	3%	2%	2%

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