1st place in Derby #202: Anthropomorphic Food, with 1518 votes!

“This is why we don’t like playing board games with you, Kyle! Way to kill a good time.”

“What? What’d I do?”

“Lisa is bawling in the bathroom right now, that’s what you did! Geez, Kyle, when are you going to get over yourself, huh?”

“All I did was play the game according to the rules you gave me! That’s it! Roll the dice, move your token towards a room, make an accusation, then mark on your…”

”’My Ex-girlfriend Lisa, With Her Co-Worker Tony, On The Couch We Picked Out Together When We Were Still Happy And In Love’ has NOTHING to do with the game, jerk!”

“Can you disprove it? Huh? Can ANY of you disprove it? Because obviously she couldn’t, could she?”

Wear this shirt: while you’re smothering your food with condiments.

Don’t wear this shirt: if an allergic reaction to mustard in your great-grandfathers MREs killed him during the war.

This shirt tells the world: “Anybody hungry for a good mystery?*

We call this color: We’ll Interrogate The Suspect Down-Brown

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