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Inconceivable

by lucky1988

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 31 - Jun 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 31
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Sick Of It

These symbols... it's like they're telling me something...

Hey! How's the sickie? I brought you a special present.

"What is it, grandpa?"

Go ahead! Open it!

"A book?"

That's right! And not just any book, neither. This is the book that my dad read to me when I was sick, and that I read to your dad when he was sick, and now I'm going to read it to you!

"But how? There's no words."

What? You're messing with me aren't you, little guy.

"Nope. It's all little symbols."

Aww, crap! Did I get a Wing Dings copy?

"What are Wing Dings?"

Don't worry about it. We can still enjoy it... probably. We just gotta decipher the words.

"The book's in code?"

Sort of. Okay, first word is a hat, an airplane, a lightning bolt, and another lightning bolt. What do you think that is?

"Grandpa, I don't even understand what you're saying..."

What about this next one that's just some sort of thing that looks like waves, a sun, a yin yang, and like a skull and crossbones or something...

"What's going on here? I'm lost. Is this one of your jokes, grandpa?"

I got like three bowling balls, maybe a muffin, a hang glider. That could be 'the' maybe, right? Then we know bowling ball equals t, etc. Now, what about this next one with a tree...

OKAY, I FAKED IT! I'M NOT SICK! I LIED TO GET OUT OF CLASS! JUST QUIT IT WITH THE MIND GAMES!

"Works every time!"

Wear this shirt: to [INSERT PUN REFERRING TO MOVIE].

Don't wear this shirt: when [INSERT PUN REFERRING TO MOVIE].

This shirt tells the world: "I sure feel [INSERT PUN REFERRING TO MOVIE]!"

We call this color: as silver as [INSERT PUN REFERRING TO MOVIE]

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Inconceivable by lucky1988
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.