Inevitable Betrayal

by nblottie

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

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Fireflew

3rd place in Derby #227: Sci-Fi Kawaii, with 1069 votes!

You know, I’ve never seen Firefly but now, after looking at this shirt, I get why it failed. Clearly, it was just ripping off South Park! Just look at this kid with a round head, big eyes, no nose, doing something childish but saying something that doesn’t sound very childish. I mean, how much more blatant does it need to be? I mean, I always just figured it was like Battle Star Galactica but with a twangy soundtrack. Jeez, was I wrong or what?!

The upside to all this, though, is that, if we put out an Arrested Development shirt a month or two ago, and now we’re putting out this Firefly shirt, that means we might finally (finally!) see a shirt based on the best cancelled show of all time: My So Called Life!

Or probably not, I guess. No, we’ll probably just get some shirt about The Walking Dead whenever AMC decides to pull the plug on that trash heap! I mean, c’mon, it’s soooo bad! Right, guys?

Wear this shirt: if you’re a great man, or just good man… or, well, you’re alright.

Don’t wear this shirt: while ruling over all this land, which you will call… this land.

This shirt tells the world: “The first rule of battle might be ‘don’t ever let them know where you are,’ but my first rule of shirt-wearing is ‘let them know what you watch.’”

We call this color: asphalt, like the floor of Hell-for-too-soon-cancelled-TV-shows.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
7% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 40.000s

First Sucker:: gricomet

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 40.000s

First Sucker:: gricomet

Last Wooter to Woot:: everlovingt

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
92% second woot
8% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

16% joined today
2% one week old
2% one month old
18% one year old
62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
7% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
9%	5%	3%	2%	1%	1%	2%	3%	4%	6%	5%	5%	5%	6%	4%	5%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	5%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
9%	10%	8%	9%	8%	5%	51%

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