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Infinite Improbability

by ORabbit

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 4 - Jan 6
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  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Jan 9 - Jan 12
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Mutually Assured Stampsies

3rd Place in Derby #310: Double-Take Derby , with 166 votes!

"Dude I dare you to jump on that whale's back." 

"No way. I'd get kicked out of the aquarium." 

"I double dare you." 

"OK I stamp it."

"No stampsies." 

"OK I double dog stamp." 

"I said no stampsies, and it doesn't matter because I double dog dare you." 

"My double dog stamp overrides your double dog dare." 

"Setting aside the stampsies issue, no it doesn't." 

"Does too." 

"Does not." 

"Does too times a million." 

"Does not times a billion." 

"Does too times a trillion." 

"Does not times a googolplex." 

"Does too times infinity." 

"Does not times infinity plus one." 

"You win this round, Griffon, because everybody knows there's nothing higher than infinity plus one. But I'll be waiting for another opportunity to get you on that whale's back. I'll be waiting." 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 46.666s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Infinite Improbability by ORabbit
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