2nd place in Derby #150: Intergalactic Cup, with 690 votes!
Oh, the Sagittarians, now, they’re who I’m picking to win this year, but it’s going to be a close one. I’m not one of those people who say that Team Haley’s Comet should have been locked out, far from it, but I can’t say I agree with seeding them as part of the Scutum-Crux Arm, when they’ve been Orion-Cygnus for the past… well, as long as I remember! I mean, play where you want to play, sure, but don’t give them a free pass to claim their rocks started out somewhere else just to get a few extra dollars! Make them play where they belong or not at all! But I guess the IDF doesn’t care about what I think anyway.
Still, it’ll make for good early rounds, and by the finals, I’m expecting the Monoceros Ring will be going mad. Me, I’ve got money on it being 2-1 Crab Nebula/Mexico, but I’ll tell you, don’t underestimate Canes Venatici I. They’ve been wanting it bad this year, and I think they might surprise people in the end.
Wear this shirt: while playing Rugby. That’s right, psych ‘em out a little, make them think they came on the wrong day.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an Italian player. Just putting it on might cause you to fall down in agony like a gentle flower in the first storm of summer. Such heroes, to endure so much in the name of friendly competition.
This shirt tells the world: “Hands off!”
We call this color: Navy. The Only Color With Absolutely Nothing To Do With Football Jokes. Heck, There Aren’t Even Any Soccer Jokes! Just Navy. Thanks, Designer Guy, For Choosing Navy As The Color. Thanks So Much.
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