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by skirochester

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 17
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If You’re This Hungry, Maybe Eat BEFORE The Movie?

3rd place in Derby #200: The Silver Screen, with 749 votes!

See, now, right off the bat, you guys are all making a mistake. You’re looking at this shirt and thinking “Woot, why do you support smoking?” and that’s because you’re RACIST because it’s not anything to do with smoking, that’s STEAM from the little box of authentic Mexican tamales.

Yeah, and now you’re saying “Woot, shut up, those look nothing like authentic Mexican tamales.” and that’s also because you’re RACIST because, what, you think all Mexicans know how to cook perfect tamales? Like it’s in their genes or something? I got a Mexican friend, he can barely heat up a can of soup. If his wife’s out of town he calls ME to help him order a pizza. If he tried to make tamales there’s a 85% chance they’d end up as little tiny sticks in a deep fryer and look EXACTLY LIKE THE ONES IN THIS IMAGE.

Really, what you should be focusing on is the popcorn box. What is that thing in there? Is that challah? Because if you show me a movie theater where I can get orange soda and challah at the snack bar, I’m putting down the cash for two season tickets.

That’s right, two. I’m not going to let the poor guy sit at home after I used him as an example. RACIST.

Wear this shirt: if you’re my Mexican friend. It’d look good on you, dude. It’s your color.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re… do I have to say it? Isn’t it obvious? Okay, I’ll give you a few more seconds to guess and then I’ll do the answer in “This shirt tells the world:”.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m part of the smoking lobby!” See? Now that I’ve said it, it’s SO OBVIOUS, right? Also ignore all that stuff up there where I called you a racist, it was just cover. Those are tooootally cigarettes. Hey, what can I say, sometimes you gotta play dirty. Learned that from Big Tobacco.

We call this color: Buy Me Some Red Hots And A Fruit Punch, And We Can Split The Nachos

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.