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Invasion

by Mike Friedrich

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 25 - Apr 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Surrender, humans, and be destroyed

Their speech will melt the human brain. Their language contains over 800 different sound-symbols for “wanton destruction.”

Most of the best works of science fiction tap into the real-life anxieties of the societies that produce them. For example, take a look at almost any classic Cold-War-era flying saucer movie. Onscreen, the warships may be martian, but in the audience’s psyche, they were Soviet. Likewise, there are great sci-fi movies and novels that reflect our fears about nuclear proliferation, environmental disaster, the rise of the police state, technology run amok, and epidemics of sexually transmitted disease.

This shirt isn’t like that, though. It’s not a metaphor for anything. It’s an accurate pictorial representation of what’s actually going to happen when the War-Beast People of Xxalzor 17 make their assault on Earth. Here’s a helpful hint you’ll be able to use when that day comes: Run! Quickly! Save yourself!

Wear this shirt: on the treadmill at the gym to remind yourself what you’re training for. (To be able to run quickly, and save yourself.)

Don’t wear this shirt: back to work after your lunchtime treadmill session. There are showers at the gym for a reason, Johnny Stench.

This shirt tells the world: “Where do they come from? What do they want from us? Who do they think they are? Why don’t they leave me alone?”

We call this color: ALIEN D(h)EATH (g)RAY

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 19.000s
First Sucker:
jatoskep
Last Wooter to Woot:
spanishmel

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Invasion by Mike Friedrich
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.