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ISO SWM

by Naolito

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Honestly? This poses more questions than it answers.

But I guess he was always a mysterious guy hiding a lot.

Was he stuck in the can? Did he just have such an obsessive compulsion to hide that he did so until his untimely death? Did he write the note right before he died? This thing has more plot holes than Lost.

Is this in the desert? How is he completely desiccated and peeled of flesh like that? Did it all slough off into that flat wooden barrel/trash can thing? Is that a skeleton torso just floating in a thick, fetid soup of Waldo flesh?

Look, we appreciate a goofy cultural reference to something completely inane as much as the next t-shirt site, but this. This just defies logic. Each possible solution only opens three more riddles to be solved. We’re guessing ol’ stripe would’ve wanted it that way.

Wear this shirt: In trash cans. Or wooden barrels.

Don’t wear this shirt: While hiding. The stripes are pretty visible.

This shirt tells the world: “What are you hiding from?! LET ME LOVE YOU!”

We call this color: I don’t have any more clever puns for an Asphalt tee.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s
First Sucker:
darkrangr
Last Wooter to Woot:
crashisna

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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ISO SWM by Naolito
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.