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It’s a Boy!... And a Girl!... And a Boy!...

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
New
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 30 - May 02
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More Keys Than A Frank Zappa Song

Second place in Derby #122: Family, with 773 votes!

Husband please
My babies come
Husbaaaand please
I’m getting tired
I’m here with my parted knees
The children come in threeeees
Husband please
My babies have needs

Hey hey
Monkey
Monkeyeeee
Monkey
Won’t you go and find the
Doctor Monkey
Hey Hey

Doctor’s here
Hmm, what’s that
Don’t worry none
I’ve trained just for that
Got my sterile barrel here
Oh, this seems so cleeeear
There, you see
You’re now such a mamma monkey

Heyy hey hey
Mommy
Mommmyeeeee
Mommy
Don’t you know you’ve got a
Bunch of monkeys
Hey hey
Bunch of monkeys

Heyyy hey hey yeah
Monkeys
Keep on coming
They seeeeeeeem
To be clinging
Mommy
Better hurry up and get to naming

Tom

Chuck

Mark

Watch those monkeys get born
Monkeys

Father please
Hand out cigars
Mother please
Take them in your arms
All these kids are yours tonight
They won’t sleep the niiiight
Monkeys please
Good luck when they feed

Heyyy hey hey yeah
Hungry
They’re all screaming
They go eeeeeeeee
Think I’m leaving
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Monkeys
Wish you good luck with the raising

Nick

Locke

Jack

All those monkeys good lord
Monkeys

Lots of monkeys

Lots of monkeys

Raise those monkeys up right
Raise those monkeys up right
Raise those monkeys up right
Raise those monkeys up right

Wear this shirt: around.

Don’t wear this shirt: alone in a neighborhood full of alpha predators. Away from your pack, you’re vulnerable.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh, my bad, I thought those fertility drugs were just leftover candy corn.”

We call this color: Baby Blue Was The Oldest By Two Seconds

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 52.000s
First Sucker:
gemachthat
Last Wooter to Woot:
MonkeyMa

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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It’s a Boy!..And a Girl!..And a Boy!.. by tgentry
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.