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It's People

by TeoZ

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Soylent Tee

A meal is only as good as its secret ingredient.

I didn't plan on telling them, but eventually I couldn't take it anymore.

People always came up to me, saying, "Chef! Chef! How do you make such a delicious plate of Soylent Green?"

I explained that it was a long and complicated process. Early each morning, while everyone else was still asleep, I was awake in my kitchen, mixing the ingredients and finding the right flavors for my newest batch. I let them know that it took years of practice to get the recipe right and that I was very careful to stick to my routine.

But that didn't stop them. Every day, more and more people came up to me, begging for a recipe. I tried persuading them to give up, explaining that the ingredients were a secret and had stayed a secret for many years. But they kept begging. They kept asking. And finally, after I couldn't take it anymore, after the begging reached an overwhelming level, I gave in.

I opened my window and shouted out to the world, "IT'S MADE OF SILVERWARE!!!!!!!!" And, of course, people. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 59.337s
First Sucker:
therob3181
Last Wooter to Woot:
gentlemanrook

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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