What I really need is a droid that understands the feline language of LOL.

His most excellent snuggly-wuggly kitty-face, the Great Jabba the Fluff, has decreed that, due to your reluctance in sharing your tuna fish and your cereal milk, as well as the utter lack of head-scritchin’ as of late, you are to be terminated immediately.

You will therefore be taken to the Upstairs Bathroom and thrown into the Box of Gritty Sand, the resting place of the very stinky Butt Prezzies.

There you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly drained of any hydration and suffocated in a large clump of clay, only to be scooped up and discarded.

KTHXBAI

Wear this shirt: but keep a laser pointer hidden in your droid just in case.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you drop your shipment of cat nip at the first sign of a Canine cruiser.

This shirt tells the world: “You may have been a good smuggler, but now you’re kitty litter.”

We call this color: Join The Imperial Navy Today!

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