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Join the Security Team!

by Karen Hallion

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 24 - Sep 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 21 - Sep 23
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Sep 29 - Oct 1
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Wardrobe Malfunction

We need some color correction here.

Hey, Captain! Sorry I'm late! Could not pull myself outta bed this morning! But I'm here now, so let's take care of this strange, mysterious security issue.

"Yes! Let's! Wait... what's with your shirt?"

What do you mean?

"It's green. Where's your red shirt?"

Oh, sorry! In my rush to meet you I just threw on whatever I could find! Wild night last night! Cabin's in total disarray.

"Oh no! This is not good!"

What's wrong? Sorry! I guess I didn't realize the dress code was so strict! I just thought it was, you know, got your badge? Got your weapon? All good!

"Well, yeah... but it's just... Then there's no way to know that you're the one who... um... or they won't try to, know..."

I'm confused. Who's 'they' and what won't they do?

"Well, let's just say, it might be a pretty anti-climactic investigation is all."

Wear this shirt: all the time! Because it's not red!

Don't wear this shirt: around color-blind borgs.

This shirt tells the world: "When a red shirt dies, an angel gets its wings. Or maybe it's an alien gets its lunch. I forget which."

We call this color: slated for termination

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 11.778s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Join the Security Team! by Karen Hallion
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.