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JovobeniNoir

by Blair Sayer

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 24 - Apr 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 23
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No, come on, let’s find a different noodle bar.

I’m not really in the mood for sushi right now. Also, there’s just a really unsettling guy I see around here.

I’ve just seen him hassle some people eating here before and I don’t want to put myself in the position where I might have to deal with him. Really? You’re worried about walking in the rain? When’s the last time it WASN’T pouring rain? Who cares? You’d rather take a chance on being “retired?”

No, I don’t see him around right now, but you never see him around. He just sidles up and starts harassing you in Cityspeak while you’re trying to choke down some ngiri. I don’t know what he does! I’ve never talked to him! All I know is the last guy he grabbed disappeared for a couple days and the next time I saw him eating here his fingers were completely mangled. I’m already REALLY bad with chop sticks. I can’t have some multi-ethnic weirdo in a bow tie snapping my digits left and right. C’mon let’s go before some German midgets steal my car.

What’s this on my seat? Did you take up miniature origami?

Wear this shirt: while you dream of electric sheep

Don’t wear this shirt: during your Voight-Kampff test

This shirt tells the world: “Monsieur, azonnal kövessen engem bite.”

We call this color: Black as the dark near the Tanhauser Gate

Overnight orders will ship by Tuesday 12-01-09 for delivery Wednesday 12-2-09. SmartPost orders will ship by Wednesday 12-2-09.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.000s
First Sucker:
CrazyLarkin
Last Wooter to Woot:
krduncan

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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JovobeniNoir by Blair Sayer
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.