I’m not really in the mood for sushi right now. Also, there’s just a really unsettling guy I see around here.

I’ve just seen him hassle some people eating here before and I don’t want to put myself in the position where I might have to deal with him. Really? You’re worried about walking in the rain? When’s the last time it WASN’T pouring rain? Who cares? You’d rather take a chance on being “retired?”

No, I don’t see him around right now, but you never see him around. He just sidles up and starts harassing you in Cityspeak while you’re trying to choke down some ngiri. I don’t know what he does! I’ve never talked to him! All I know is the last guy he grabbed disappeared for a couple days and the next time I saw him eating here his fingers were completely mangled. I’m already REALLY bad with chop sticks. I can’t have some multi-ethnic weirdo in a bow tie snapping my digits left and right. C’mon let’s go before some German midgets steal my car.

What’s this on my seat? Did you take up miniature origami?

Wear this shirt: while you dream of electric sheep

Don’t wear this shirt: during your Voight-Kampff test

This shirt tells the world: “Monsieur, azonnal kövessen engem bite.”

We call this color: Black as the dark near the Tanhauser Gate

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